A good perspective

A good perspective

Calabash Nebula, a.k.a. Rotten Egg Nebula (OH 231.84 +4.22)

(Reblogged from fuckyeahtheuniverse)
(Reblogged from fuckyeahtheuniverse)

What is your favorite galaxy shape?

fuckyeahtheuniverse:

cosmicpower:

Im a fan of spiral barred galaxies (particularly SBa and SBb).

Here’s a hubble tuning fork diagram to give you an idea of the shapes if you have none. :]

i like Sb and SBb :)

(Reblogged from fuckyeahtheuniverse)
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
(Reblogged from quote-book)
Watch the stars and from them learn.
Albert Einstein

Gay flight attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

“All philosophy is based on two things only: curiosity and poor eyesight. If we had better eyes we could tell whether or not the stars we see at night are solar systems, and if we weren’t so curious we wouldn’t care about knowing, which amounts to the same thing. The problem is, we want to know more than we can see.”

-Bernard le Bovier de fontenelle

Lonely Planets: The Natural Philosophy of Alien Life

Something I hope never happens to me!